Ladies, I'm sure that there will be an opportunity for everyone to meet Robert Pattinson in the future.
In the event that that happens, please do remember these don'ts:
Do NOT Put Robert Pattinson in a Head Lock Position
Please do not clamp your arm around Rob's neck, and then lock the hold by grabbing onto your hand. Although Rob will most probably be polite and not disentangle himself, please remember that this is a very unpleasant position to be in, and is magnified a thousand fold for someone who has paranoia about crowds. 
Picture by: R Chiang / Splash News
Do NOT Make Robert Pattinson Your Personal Trophy
Please do not hang around Rob as if he were your personal trophy that you have won. I'm sure he would appreciate it if you can treat him with respect accorded to every human being.
Picture by: R Chiang / Splash News
Do NOT Rub Yourself All Over Robert Pattinson
Although we do understand the undeniable physical appeal of Robert Pattinson, please do not take advantage of his good nature by making inappropriate physical contact.
Picture by: R Chiang / Splash News
I would like to thank the anonymous lady who demonstrated all these don'ts.
Thanks to ROBsessed for the heads up.
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